Pun-ishment

The chef served dry mutton and got lamb basted.

My broken snowblower didn’t augur well for the coming storm.

At a meeting of greedy investment bankers, I saw Nick, the hedge hog.

My moldy bread is multi-green.

Weatherman said to watch out for patchy black ice, so I kept my eyes peeled for pirates of the Caribbean.

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